DOWN AND OUT / by Micaela

Roan's newest preoccupation is chucking everything out of anything he is in.  He's the opposite of a hoarder, it's like he's obsessed with some stark Bauhaus vision he has for his surroundings and must, must rid his environs of anything that could be considered clutter.

It always looks a little disquieting. Every morning we wake up to a stuffed animal version of Jonesstown, all of his dear friends callously tossed overboard like so many sacrificial lambs (or bunnies).  It can usually buy us a few more minutes sleep, however, so we will happily clean up the massacre afterward.